Descartes: "I think therefore I am"
Buddhist: "I think therefore I am--One Within"
Hinduist: "I think therefore I AM and Am and am and mmmooooooooo"
Christian: "I believe therefore I am"
Pepe Le' Pew: "I stink therefore I am"
Psychotherapist: "I shrink therefore I am"
Titanic: "I sink therefore they swam"
Richard Brodie: "I think therefore I meme"
Popular writers on the CoV forum: "I think therefore I am right and quit (David McFadzean, Prof Tim, KMO, R.B.) condescending me." :)
Darwinist: "I evolved therefore I am"
Punctuated Equilibrist: "ievolved (pause, pause pause) T_H_E_R_E_F_O_R_E_
(short pause)...I AM" (come on, get it???)
Objectivist: "I object therefore I Ayn Rand"
Pres. Clinton: "I think therefore I, well that depends on what the meaning of
the word "am" is, umm, is..."
Michael Fulford
I think therefore I am confused
:)