Re: virus: CoV-question

Trey Remington (trey_remington@hotmail.com)
Tue, 04 May 1999 12:44:15 PDT

>From: Casey Maniscalco <casey@deas.harvard.edu>
>Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
>To: Church of Virus <virus@lucifer.com>
>Subject: virus: CoV-question
>Date: Tue, 4 May 1999 14:45:42 -0400 (EDT)
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>Hey there all,
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>I was wondering if there was a way to compress all of the CoV messages
>into 1 message for the day---if so, then how???

Try the email zip file profiler located in the icon box on the left hand side of the dynamic editing and translations table-screen-desktop interface module and neural microprocessing unit if you have 'coldmail', the profile template formulating compiler hardwired into the datajack if you are a 'thinkmail' user, or the ego-dystonic multiple personality schizo-pseudo-neuro-dimwit geek-o-rator and evolution switch located at Tier C:Personnel and Clergy, Office Of Eugenics, subdivision Q, cell 41, HAL command module and matrix stimulation unit, template AGTC-64,000 - panel B001/72-fu2-mfk'r, button 'FIX' if you are a 'CYBORG 9000' user.

Government Protocol Message Attatchment: If, by some unknowable fate, chance, or circumstance, you lose cognitive-dissonance increase the morphine dosage by 50cc on your cardiac monitor-resucitator. If you still experience reality flashbacks swallow one lithium-cocaine pill and continue working.

Please read this disclaimer clone citizen: I am not responsible for any damages, organ losses, memory manipulation, or psycho-sexual abuse of dildo priveledges incurred while replicating my memetic transmission.
I am responsible, under CyberDeclaration of Dependence, to give you my healthy scrotum and testicles if you happen to get yours caught in a jam.

Be Well



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>I love the list-but I'm inundated with a huge number of messages all day,
>and I'd much rather get hit with just one.
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>Any clues or am I fishing in an empty pond??
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>Thanks for the help,
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>Casey
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