virus: [Fwd: FW: The Creation of the Earth :)] (Spread and Infect! Fire! Fire! Huh, Cool!)

Lior Golgher (efraim_g@netvision.net.il)
Sun, 24 Nov 1996 22:51:02 -0800


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Subject: FW: The Creation of the Earth :)
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 17:38:29 +0200
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>> THE CREATION:
>>
>> In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
>> c:\Let there be light!
>>
>> Enter user id.
>> c:\God
>>
>> Enter password.
>> c:\Omniscient
>> Password incorrect. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Omnipotent
>> Password incorrect. Try again.
>> c:\Technocrat
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>>
>> c:\Let there be light!
>> Unrecognizable command. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Create light
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run heaven and earth
>>
>> And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>
>> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>>
>> c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
>> Unrecognizable command. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Create firmament
>> Done.
>>
>> c:\Run firmament
>>
>> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>
>> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>>
>> c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
>> and let the dry land appear
>> Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Create dry_land
>> Done.
>>
>> c:\Run firmament
>>
>> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>
>> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>>
>> c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the light
>> Unspecified type. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Create sun_moon_stars
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run sun_moon_stars
>>
>> And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>
>> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>>
>> c:\Create fish
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Create fowl
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run fish, fowl
>>
>> And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
>> that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
>> winged fowl after its kind.
>>
>> And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>
>> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>>
>> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
>>
>> c:\Create cattle
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Create creepy_things
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Now let me make man in my image
>> Unspecified type. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Open God_database
>> Database opened
>>
>> c:\Use Human_nature
>> Table loaded
>>
>> c:\Create man
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
>> and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
>> air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
>>
>> Too many command operands. Try again.
>>
>> c:\Run multiplication
>> Execution terminated. 6 errors..
>>
>> c:\Insert breath
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run multiplication
>> Execution terminated. 5 errors.
>>
>> c:\Move man to Garden of Eden
>> File Garden of Eden does not exist.
>>
>> c:\Create Garden.edn
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Move man to Garden.edn
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run multiplication
>> Execution terminated. 4 errors.
>>
>> c:\Copy woman from man
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run multiplication
>> Execution terminated. 2 errors.
>>
>> c:\Create desire
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run multiplication
>>
>> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
>> Garden.edn
>>
>> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>>
>> c:\Create freewill
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Run freewill
>> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
>> Garden.edn
>>
>> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>>
>> c:\Undo desire
>> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>>
>> c:\Destroy freewill
>> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter
>> replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>>
>> c:\Help
>> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>> Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>>
>> c:\Create tree_of_knowledge
>>
>> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
>> Garden.edn
>>
>> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>>
>> c:\Create good, evil
>> Done
>>
>> c:\Activate evil
>> And God saw he had created shame.
>>
>> Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in
>> Garden.edn. 1 errors.
>>
>> c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
>> Search failed.
>>
>> c:\Delete shame
>> Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
>>
>> c:\Destroy freewill
>> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>> Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>>
>> c:\Stop
>> Unrecognizable command. Try again
>>
>> c:\Break
>>
>> c:\Break
>>
>> c:\Break
>>
>> *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF
>> MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
>>
>> c:\Create new world
>> You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old
>> files before new ones can be created.
>> c:\Destroy earth
>>
>> Destroy earth: Please confirm.
>>
>> c:\Destroy earth confirmed
>>
>> COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY,
>> MARCH 8 TH 7:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
>>
>> And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.