virus: Offensiveness

jonesr@gatwick.geco-prakla.slb.com
Thu, 2 Jan 97 11:07:25 GMT


Flaps wrote:

> > > Drakir,
> > >
> > > Yet again you have misunderstood what I have been trying to say (not uncommon after a few drinks).
> >
> > Huh, this coming from the man who asked of his girlfriend in the pub last night:
> > "What's Sex?" ;P
> >
>
> Again you misheard me, As far as i can remember I said 'What's next' you
> imbecile

Then why did she tell you that she and I will give you a practical demonstration
when you're old enough?

>
>
> > > If you read carefully you will note that I have said /they/ are collect butterflies and /they/ are
> > > scared of the dark and /they/ are scared of ginger tossers such as your self.
> >
> > It's a damn good job you're dead, or I'd be coming round to kill you. I
> > saw they were advertising your job as "Head Lay-about" in the local paper
> > yesterday :)
>
>
> I agree with that but because i do not actually do any work they do not actually
> know that i am deceased

And it wouldn't matter, 'cos your brain was already dead when you started.

> so i still have a job

Yeah, head chef for all the little worms ... well ... diner, actually :)

> > > I hope you can get your red head round this.
> >
> > It's purple, actually ;p
> >
>
> That's a lie

Just ask Jo (Flaps' female friend !), she'll put you right on that.

> > Bullshit, you're ginger!!! You're just too weak willed to admit it, 'cos otherwise
> > you'd have to put up with Duncan taking the piss all the time. Wassamatter,
> > can't take the heat, well fuck off and die then.
> >
> > >
>
> Suprisingly enough Duncan does not take the piss out of me being ginger because strangely enough I am not
> ginger

No, Duncan takes the piss 'cos you're skinnier than a rake :) Once you put some
weight on, he'll move on to your hair. The only reason he takes the piss out
of my hair is because every other aspect of myself is perfect!

>
> > >
> > > Flaps(deceased)
> >
> > Thank Christ, can I shag your girlfriend now?
> >
>
> No you cannot because now that i am dead i have the prize that every man seeks
> for his whole life...
> The eternal boner

But you can't enjoy it, and anyway, Jo doesn't go for Necrophilia. Or at least,
she didn't last time I asked :p

Drakir
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