DRAKIR DRIBBLED
>
> > > >,
> > > >
> > > > Yet again you have misunderstood what I have been trying to say (not uncommon after a few drinks).
> > >
> > > Huh, this coming from the man who asked of his girlfriend in the pub last night:
> > > "What's Sex?" ;P
> > >
> >
> > Again you misheard me, As far as i can remember I said 'What's next' you
> > imbecile
>
> Then why did she tell you that she and I will give you a practical demonstration
> when you're old enough?
>
> >
She never said this and you cannot prove that she did because you mishear everything and everything you say
stands for nothing. Also you wouldn't be able to give a practical demonstration because you are not experienced enough
and also you are unable to re:billy willy.
> >
> > > > If you read carefully you will note that I have said /they/ are collect butterflies and /they/ are
> > > > scared of the dark and /they/ are scared of ginger tossers such as your self.
> > >
> > > It's a damn good job you're dead, or I'd be coming round to kill you. I
> > > saw they were advertising your job as "Head Lay-about" in the local paper
> > > yesterday :)
> >
> >
> > I agree with that but because i do not actually do any work they do not actually
> > know that i am deceased
>
> And it wouldn't matter, 'cos your brain was already dead when you started.
My brain has not been dead for several years it has just been sleeping whilst building up immense knowledge
for when the need arises
>
> > so i still have a job
>
> Yeah, head chef for all the little worms ... well ... diner, actually :)
I have absolutely no idea what you re gibbering on about here so i will not make any comments as it will just confuse
your brain cell, I quote R. Jones on New Years Eve ""my brain cell hurts""
>
> > > > I hope you can get your red head round this.
> > >
> > > It's purple, actually ;p
> > >
> >
> > That's a lie
>
> Just ask Jo (Flaps' female friend !), she'll put you right on that.
>
As i said, your head isn't purple, it is miniscule as you have billy willy (as far as i know) at the moment all you
can shag successfully at the moment is a gnat's chuff
> > > Bullshit, you're ginger!!! You're just too weak willed to admit it, 'cos otherwise
> > > you'd have to put up with Duncan taking the piss all the time. Wassamatter,
> > > can't take the heat, well fuck off and die then.
> > >
> > > >
> >
> > Suprisingly enough Duncan does not take the piss out of me being ginger because strangely enough I am not
> > ginger
>
> No, Duncan takes the piss 'cos you're skinnier than a rake :) Once you put some
> weight on, he'll move on to your hair. The only reason he takes the piss out
> of my hair is because every other aspect of myself is perfect!
>
He does not take the piss out of my build, he takes the piss out of my height and you are not perfect as he also
takes the piss out of your taste in music, your dress sense and your guitar playing.
> >
> > > >
> > > > Flaps(deceased)
> > >
> > > Thank Christ, can I shag your girlfriend now?
> > >
> >
> > No you cannot because now that i am dead i have the prize that every man seeks
> > for his whole life...
> > The eternal boner
>
> But you can't enjoy it, and anyway, Jo doesn't go for Necrophilia. Or at least,
> she didn't last time I asked :p
Alright then i have been lying I am not really dead, I just did it in order to try and gain a sainthood from the CoV
So you cannot shag my girlfreind anyway.
Flaps
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Middletn@#gatwick.geco-prakla.slb.com
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