virus: a silly waste of time!
Nathaniel Hall (natehall@lgcy.com)
Sat, 13 Sep 1997 09:18:24 -0600
WARNING: The following post is stolen and not to be considered in any
way serious deep thought!
GREEN EGGS & HAMLET
I ask to be, or not to be. That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle's boffing dear, sweet
mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison? Maybe try self-immoloition?
To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing
foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub. I could drop a toaster in my
tub
Would all be glad, if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration - For I'm the king of
procrastination. ------- End of
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