virus: Prof. Tim in Wonderland

Tadeusz Niwinski (
Fri, 19 Sep 1997 19:46:41 -0700

>`You are sad,' the Knight said in an anxious tone: `let me sing you a
>song to comfort you.'
>`Is it very long?' Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry
>that day.
>`It's long,' said the Knight, `but very, VERY beautiful. Everybody that
>hears me sing it -- either it brings the TEARS into their eyes, or else
>-- '
>`Or else what?' said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
>`Or else it doesn't, you know. The name of the song is called "HADDOCKS'
>`Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel
>`No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed.
>`That's what the name is CALLED. The name really IS "THE AGED AGED MAN."'
>`Then I ought to have said "That's what the SONG is called"?' Alice
>corrected herself.
>`No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The SONG is called "WAYS
>AND MEANS": but that's only what it's CALLED, you know!'
>`Well, what IS the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time
>completely bewildered.
>`I was coming to that,' the Knight said. `The song really IS "A-SITTING
>ON A GATE": and the tune's my own invention.'

You got it Wade, that's exactly the dance I was talking about.
"Prof. Tim in Wonderland" seems to be a good title.

Regards, Tadeusz (Tad) Niwinski from planet TeTa (604) 985-4159