Re: virus: One of Us

David McFadzean (
Tue, 16 Dec 1997 15:10:03 -0700

At 04:42 PM 12/16/97 -0500, Eric Boyd wrote:
>Me, I've thought and thought and decided that I'd ask God about the weather
>tomorrow. Is it going to rain?
>Can anyone guess why? (here's a hint: I honestly don't care if it's going
>to rain tomorrow)

Maybe you're like me in that you wouldn't expect to get any
comprehensible answers out of God.

Me: Why?
God: Why not?
Me: How did you create the universe?
God: I willed it.
Me: Why did you make it appear like you don't exist?
God: More fun that way.
Me: What were you thinking?!
God: I wasn't thinking in the way that you mean thinking.
Me: What do you want?
God: I have no needs.
Me: What would be a good question to ask God?
God: All questions are good questions.
Me: Are you trying to be funny?
God: Maybe.

David McFadzean       
Memetic Engineer      
Church of Virus