Re: virus: oh my........

Nathan Russell (frussell@frontiernet.net)
Wed, 17 Jun 1998 14:02:28 -0400


FallAwake@aol.com wrote:

> god came to me
> you sinners will all burn in hell! for god is filled with anger in his all-
> loving beneficient heart!

That and He wants to buy weapons for the Democratic party and take an unimportant
final exam after finding military intelligence. Your statement was just as
oxymoronic as those.

> pray for redemtion, pray and repent and you will be
> redeemed!
> according to him (god is a man, just like me) in order to gain salvation we
> must live conformed lives eat only things that die by the order of god

Which order I suppose will be carried out by one of God's many angels such as
phemonia (sp?), gangrene or other pleasent things to think of as you eat. Is
there a non-sarcastic religion which requires this?

> and
> work to regain god's happiness and we must destroy all electronic devices
> (this is my last post) and we must not pollute out bodies with medicine and
> drugs

Yep, after the Amish stopped marrying those less blessed and stuck to the
descendents of the eighty-some orriginal colonists their got all kinds of
interesting blesings and the above commandement together with this certainly
reduced the fairthful, say, isn't there something in the book of Reconstruction
about the faithful being scattered before the second coming?

> and all foreign objects not inteded by the lord your god. god is
> forgiving. but ignorance he wil not forgive. so you have read it. so let
> you be warned. for hell is hot, and eternity, long.

and god shall create capital letters commas and semicolons as soon as he gets
around to it in his infinite wisdom. until then we must not use those tools of the
devil. yep you've got me converted. where do i sign up?

--
Nathan Russell
frussell@frontiernet.net

"I am confident that the Republicans will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton" -Dan Quayle on the 2000 presidential election