Hmmm. That would be Ossifier Girl, a former employee of Marvel. I hear 
she's well-ensconced these days as a proselytizer for several religious 
organizations, because of her speciallzed ability to ossify the critical 
inquiry areas of the brain, while at the same time softening the gullible 
regions. 
The Mormons, I hear, pay her lots of filthy lucre.... But then, they have 
TV ads too.... 
The right girl makes your brain rock. Verbs, not similes involved.
And I'm sure glad I got a post in about this thread without mentioning 
invisible phalluses....
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