> Because it makes it easier to NOT abuse them if you never TRY them.
>
Listen up! I got a new *personal relevation* relevation from the Ford! He
says that the element Carbon - all forms and compunds, not merely drugs and
alcohol - is a tool of the devil. Our Ford has asked that I tell the entire
human race this: by eating a diet free of carbon, nobody will commit a single
sin after abstaining from the 'profane hexagon of protons' for a mere 2 months.
That is right - if all human beings abstain from this accursed element for a
mere 2 months, nobody will ever sin again. There will be no sec oputside of
marriage, no Hanson Brothers and best of all, no household chores. Coming next
week: Our Ford's relevations regarding nitrogen, oxygen and hydrogen. Anyone
who disagrees with me feel free to name a drug, birth control device, or 'evil'
person which does not contain the Profane Hexagon or its compiunds. All others,
begin removing the Hexagon from your diet today so that you may begin working
towards surpassing this earthly plane.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kristy <kjseelna@students.wisc.edu>
> To: virus@lucifer.com <virus@lucifer.com>
> Date: Thursday, June 18, 1998 4:40 PM
> Subject: Re: virus: Virus: Opinions?
>
> >
> >John Rea said:
> >>Mormons are good people and many people believe that by living some of
> their
> >>standards (refraining
> >>from Drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, rated r or x movies, pornography, etc
> etc)
> >>makes this world a better
> >>place. If only people could live that way. They don't have to embrace
> >>Mormonism...just the values
> >>and morals they represent.
> >>
> > I'm curious John; how does the personal choice to consume alcohol and
> >drugs, or to watch porn? Yes, there are many "evils" that are spawned from
> >them, like addiction and abuse, but that is malicious behavior of a person,
> >and not a mere side effect of pharmaceuticals. It's unrealistic to say
> >that the 'world would be a better place if only...", if as Fallwake said,
> >"Humans suck". These 'standards' are the judgments of Joesph Smith and
> >global ills can't be cured by obeying his rules on abstinence.
> >
> >~kjs
> >
-- Nathan Russell frussell@frontiernet.net
"I am confident that the Republicans will pick a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton" -Dan Quayle on the 2000 presidential election