Gary D.
>
>
> > This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING
> >
> >
> > If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete
it
> > immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email
virus
> > yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
> > scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will
> > recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice
cream
> > melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all
your credit
> > cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the racking on
your VCR
> > and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to
play. It
> > will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
> > antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and
leave its
> > dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
It will
> > hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with
your car
> > radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. It
will give
> > you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo
with
> > Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current
> > boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous
to your
> > Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
she is
> > dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the
grave to
> > sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you
Dutch Elm
> > disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer
plugged
> > in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the
> > forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your
skim milk
> > with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
terrifying to
> > behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are
just a
> > few signs.
> >
> > Be very, very afraid.
> >
> > PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
> >
>
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