I think I understand why. You see, I have here in my possession a copy of
the Funniest Joke in the World. With it, one can makes someone laugh so
hard that they die. Lucky for me I have no sense of humor, so I am not
affected by it -- but I do not want to release it to the world, for fear of
the damage it may cause.
[Tongue heavily in cheek, and my apologies to any Monty Python fans out
-- Kirt A. Dankmyer <firstname.lastname@example.org> --- Academic Computing Specialist http://www.wfu.edu/~dankmyka/ -- (910) 759-4202 -- PGP public key available. For the Snark _was_ a Boojum, you see. --Lewis Carroll