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Station #1:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
             avoid a collision.

Station #2:  Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South
             to avoid a collision.

Station #1:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
             divert YOUR course.

Station #2:  No.  I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
            LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Station #2.  This is the Puget Sound lighthouse.  It's your call.

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